ZE-ASSLOCK

Have you been a victim of grand theft anal? Don’t let some disrespecting top swoop in and steel your boy’s hole. Lock it up and make sure no one steals from you again. Plant the 5 inch round plug into the depths of his sphincter. The ZE-ASSLOCK has an insertable length of 3.5 inches. With your thumb push in the center to burst open the plug covering an area of 8.75 inches around, filling his first cavity, and lock it in position with the tiny padlock. Now the only thing you need is an alarm system to let you know when some fucker is attempting to steal your property. The ZE-ASSLOCK is made of surgical grade stainless steel.